The Legal Sméagol Team

The original, true founder, known to be the "squeaky wheel" with BIG ideas. With almost 20 years of personal experience in the field of drunken face plants, scooter accidents, falls down flights of stairs, and a variety of other injuries that she can't remember.

In addition to bodily injury, she has mastered the art of how not to murder someone, how to dispose of evidence, blood cleanup and luminal use, and proper cell phone and internet use before, during, and after a crime. 

When it comes to bodily harm to yourself or others, including murder (let’s get that down to a manslaughter charge)…SHE’S GOT YOU!

The coattail riding co-founder & co-CEO, DDN knows a good idea when it comes his way and he'll do whatever it takes to take credit for that idea. 

His expertise in idea stealing makes him your go to guy in the areas of fraud, copyright/trademark/patent infringement, and money laundering. 

In addition to fraud, he has spent several years prepping for the field of Baby Mama Drama. Personal experience is likely right around the corner. 

When it comes to white collar crime and future Baby Mama Drama…HE’S GOT YOU!

The one that keeps it all on track and down the path to a successful outcome. Her squeaky-clean record and expertise in flying under the radar, gives you the guidance and tools you need to avoid getting caught in the first place. 

And if you do get caught, NO WORRIES, her competitive spirit and life as a winner will put you in the absolute best position to get away with it.  

When it comes to avoiding trouble or getting out of trouble…SHE’S GOT YOU!

Take one look at this guy and it’s clearly obvious that he is THE FACE of Legal Smeagol. This Jack of all Trades has dipped his toes in a variety of scenarios, giving him a breadth of knowledge and experience. 

His extensive poor judgement over the years ensures that he'll pass no judgment on to you, regardless of the crime.

Whatever your situation is, you can trust that THE FACE will provide you with the relatability you need. When it comes to a little bit of anything…HE’S GOT YOU!