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Legal Expertise
- Driving (and any other crime) under the influence
- Drug trafficking
- Baby Mama Drama
- Bar fights
- Fraud
- All degrees of murder
- Divorce
- Robbery
- Petty theft
- Money Laundering
- Indecent exposure
- Involuntary and voluntary manslaughter
- Copyright infringement
Additional legal service add-ons
- Fugitive on the run – we will help you hide and escape
- Bail – the one and only call from jail you need
- New Identity – brand new you for the fresh start you deserve
- Alibi – you were with us!
- Preventative services/guidance – let us keep you out of the trouble.
Personal/civil service add-ons
- Break up package – we will break up for you
- Petty Revenge package – we will make your pesky [neighbor, co-worker, boss, ex] gradually miserable while questioning their own sanity. Tailored to your specific situation.
- Private Eye Package – we will dig through computers, social media, & trash, hide in bushes, follow cars, whatever it takes to get you the answers you need.
- Wingman/woman package – you weren’t at that seedy motel with a random, you were with us at that seedy motel and we have proof.
Customized Packages
Don’t see the service or area of legal expertise you need on the list??? Just ask! Customized packages available…WE GOT YOU!